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 for IBM
From V.E.R.A. -- Virtual Entity of Relevant Acronyms (September 2014) :

  IBM
         International Business Machines (manufacturer, IBM)
         

From The Jargon File (version 4.4.7, 29 Dec 2003) :

  IBM
   /I?B?M/
  
      Once upon a time, the computer company most hackers loved to hate; today,
      the one they are most puzzled to find themselves liking.
  
      From hackerdom's beginnings in the mid-1960s to the early 1990s, IBM was
      regarded with active loathing. Common expansions of the corporate name
      included: Inferior But Marketable; It's Better Manually; Insidious Black
      Magic; It's Been Malfunctioning; Incontinent Bowel Movement; and a near-{
      infinite number of even less complimentary expansions (see also fear and
      loathing). What galled hackers about most IBM machines above the PC level
      wasn't so much that they were underpowered and overpriced (though that
      counted against them), but that the designs were incredibly archaic, {
      crufty, and elephantine ... and you couldn't fix them ? source code was
      locked up tight, and programming tools were expensive, hard to find, and
      bletcherous to use once you had found them.
  
      We didn't know how good we had it back then. In the 1980s IBM had its own
      troubles with Microsoft and lost its strategic way, receding from the
      hacker community's view. Then, in the 1990s, Microsoft became more noxious
      and omnipresent than IBM had ever been.
  
      In the late 1990s IBM re-invented itself as a services company, began to
      release open-source software through its AlphaWorks group, and began
      shipping Linux systems and building ties to the Linux community. To the
      astonishment of all parties, IBM emerged as a staunch friend of the hacker
      community and open source development, with ironic consequences noted in
      the FUD entry.
  
      This lexicon includes a number of entries attributed to ?IBM?; these derive
      from some rampantly unofficial jargon lists circulated within IBM's
      formerly beleaguered hacker underground.
  

From The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (18 March 2015) :

  International Business Machines
  big blue
  IBM
  
      (IBM) The best known American computer manufacturer,
     founded by Thomas J. Watson (born 1874-02-17), known as "Big
     Blue" after the colour of its logo.  IBM makes everything from
     mainframes to personal computers (PCs) and has been
     immensely successful in selling them, chiefly to business.  It
     has often been said that "Nobody has ever been sacked for
     buying IBM".
  
     The IBM PC in its various versions has been so successful
     that unqualified reference to a "PC" almost certainly means a
     PC from IBM, or one of the many brands of clone produced by
     other manufacturers to cash in on IBM's original success.
  
     Alternative expansions of "IBM" such as Inferior But
     Marketable; It's Better Manually; Insidious Black Magic; It's
     Been Malfunctioning; Incontinent Bowel Movement, illustrate
     the considerable antipathy most hackers have long felt toward
     the "industry leader" (see fear and loathing).
  
     Quarterly sales $15351M, profits $689M (Aug 1994).
  
     http://ibm.com/)">(http://ibm.com/).
  
     (1999-04-07)
  

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